someone give him a crossing guard outfit
what’s better than this, guys being dudes
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke… I felt like destroying something beautiful.
Fight Club (1999) Dir. David Fincher
"Maybe I’m spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks."
dir. Wes Anderson
how you gonna be mad on vacation
there you go jasmine you pisslord
Someone requested a post of all of the current Strong Female Characters, so here you go.
I’m so glad this infographic exists.
IT’S LEVEL 7 CALM DOWN
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
Take a moment to see what a gnome on the deathwheel is.